Minutes of the meeting with Regret

Mr Regret, hope we only have a brief meeting when a one on one is totally unavoidable. I have in my life tried really hard to avoid circumstances where we have to sit and brood over what was over a series of multiple drinks or coffee as per your liking.

The meetings we have had so far have later on lead to negotiations ending with terms which were favourable for me. Thank you for being my guiding force when it comes to getting things done. You are a really good source of negative motivation.